Saturday 26 October 2013

Poetry Ideas: 2


THERE ONCE WAS A GREAT VIKING WHO CAME IN BY SEA

There once was a gre-ate Viking , who came in by sea
He raided our vial-ages  and challenged our decree
King Alfred, sentenced- him to death as our hearts pound
All across the land mon-astries burnt down to the ground
Their once was a gre-ate Viking, who came in by sea.

As he passed the vill-agers they drew their pitchforks
So he took their pi-itchforks and bent them into sporks!
Englishmen stumbled and crumbled and ran like crazy
Push them down, for the golden crown in his laughing frenzy
He took their pi-itchforks and bent them into sporks.

So they decided to imitate the gre-ate Viking
But a fool brought a cuppa out and ruined the whole thing!
The Englishmen once again staggers through daggers
And runs for Kings Alfreds’ mig-hi-ty soldiers
A fool brought a cuppa out and ruined the whole thing

So soldiers built walls to stop the gre-ate Viking army
The Viking huffed, and puffed and blew the walls down
(note this is where he cracks head on wall) (repeat as last line/ cut music) I said blew the walls down!
The soldiers retreated from their beloved town
There once was a gre-ate Viking, who came in by sea.

Then the soldiers dugout an impassable moat
He built a see-saw from a debris jigsaw and hit it to-stay-afloat
The soldiers ran for King Al-fred’s professional help
The Viking um- enjoyed watching the Englishmen yelp?
The Viking built a see-saw from a debris jigsaw.

So then- ahh. They built a mighty castle so no-body could break in
but the Viking sent a dragon and in a pile of ash it cave in.

AND THEN-
The uh Englishmen tried to plough him in a steam train
But it rebounded off the Viking and nothing was gained

SO AH
The Englishmen shot the Viking with the nearest tanks they could grab
but the shells got caught in-be-tween the Vikings abs
AND THEN… and then
And then they dropped a nu-clear warhead onto the gre-ate Viking
And when the dust clouds fell they could only hear the Viking sing

There once was a gre-ate Viking who came in by sea
The King used all measures but had to write a treaty
The Englishmen faught as hard as they could but had no choice but to flee
They couldn’t hope to stop the Viking so mighty
There once was a gre-ate Viking who came in by sea.

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